Hello and welcome to the One Click Art Exhibition, the gallery is a collection of art made at home by various people of various ages. I will be your tour guide as we go through the exhibition. Right lets crack straight into it. This is Trevor the security guard, he's a nice guy, likes his food and tries to go to the gym as often as he can. He tells me the uniform makes him look fatter than he is, apparently hes all muscle.
but let's not get too carried away with him, your here to see the art. However, no photography aloud in the gallery please and no food. Trevor will look after any food you have before you go in (he insisted that he will dispose of it humanly)
when your ready just flick Trevor's belly and he will let you in.
Estimated tour time 35 minutes+